Suck my Ass TJ – Bananas

The Challenge this season has 500K in prize money this season, so a good chunk of change to the winners. Saturday Religion picks for the season: Male – Bananas Women – Cara Marie.Bananas

This looks like it’s going to be the most sex fueled challenge in a long time. Mix of booze, money, ego and new cast members has brought the sex appeal up a few notches. Joss is early season pick to have the most hookups on the show.

First challenge was toughest first challenge in Challenge History. Winner was awarded 25K and loser gets sent home. Winner is Joss, from the UK, and loser was Rogan (a CT british clone) and Nicole who is arguable the worst competitor in history.

Room Selection: Cory and Nelson are the “Making Moves” couple of the season. Cory and Nelson get the fabulous and totally not obvious move of sleeping in separate rooms so they can have a better grasp of the game and know what’s going on with everyone else. I guess they are planning on convening in the bathroom stall, Glory hole style, to gossip with each other.

This episode ends with some of the greatest creative editing in MTV history. This season looks good so check back every week for recaps.

 

Notes:

  • It’s tough to be cory, and his curly headed ass. His hookups vendettas are coming for him now.
  • Brad totally fucks Britni on the first night in the bathroom, and this looks like a couple that’s going to give some great content this season.britni the challenge
  • Johnny Bananas is now “single” (I didn’t know this guy would actually have a GF, but apparently is now “single”) and this dude is ready to fuck. He comes right out of the gate, ready to pounce on Natalie.
  • Leroy opens with one of the best lines ever with this gem “I am going back to Barber school.” I guess that 25K in the first challenge would cover your tuition and maybe a new KIA, but alas, Leroy does not win the 25k. Barber school in Jeopardy.
  • Speaking of Jems, Jemmye is a hillbilly that I can’t stand. But give the girl credit, She did get in shape.
  • MTV pumped up the sex this season with putting these UK people on the show, and the regular cast is acting like it’s open season on new cast members.Challange Vendettas
  • Veronica has put on a few pounds in her advanced age.
  • Kyle got the ultimate death sentence with Cara Marie judging him by his choices for making out with Marie who is DTF, no questions asked. Kyle ends up regretting making out with Marie, and second gueses himself with Cara. Feels like that is picking between a KIA and a Hyundai

Couples to watch:

  • Bananas and Natalie? Natalie could totally do some Ashley level polidicking and work her way to the end.
  • Kyle and Marie/Cara Marie – Kyle should use polidicking to his advantage as well.
  • Cory and ??? – Who ever this hookup machine makes the nest lucky lady.
  • Cory and Nelson – This power couple has a combined IQ of 120 so almost an average adult.

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